Now that pro and college football (the American version) have started their new seasons, watching, betting, imbibing, overeating and playing by those who are less talented at the game will begin. Here are a few truisms of which to be mindful as we watch the games.
Monday comes early for Sunday drinkers watching football.
Fantasy footballers need to be wary of those who use multi-variant regression models to select their players. Bet what you can afford or don’t bet at all.
Tuesday comes early for Monday drinkers watching football.
A football is not round so it bounces in peculiar ways. Remember that when you wager.
Football players do not get that big and strong without chemical help.
The best of football helmets will not prevent the brain from rattling around in your head when hit on the field..
For every Tom Brady who plays that long, there are thousands of players who won’t make four years in a football career.
There are two halves to every football game. Do not celebrate victory before it occurs.
Finally, college success does not automatically translate into pro success – the pros are bigger and faster and the significant majority of college players from the bigger universities will not make it to the pros.
Enjoy the seasons. Don’t drink and drive. Wager wisely.